Nothing Personal.

*stays home* i should’ve gone out
*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

I work at a furniture store and when I have rude customers I purposely decline their credit card multiple times just to watch them panic.

Anonymous murmured: You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?

well no one else is gonna do it

when you have a shit blog and someone follows you

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly